And on the eighth day God created Scrabble
by kiwi
(Doylestown, PA, USA)
And on the eighth day God created Scrabble T-shirt!
(Zazzle)
God has given us a lot of wonderful creations. The world. Impressive; beautiful mountains, rich colors of foliage in the fall, crystal clear waters for swimming and windsurfing... it just goes on and on.
The sun. A beautifully elegant solution to the vexing question: how to warm the earth’s inhabitants? Answer: a perpetually sustained thermonuclear reaction at exactly the right distance of 93 million miles to keep us sunny and light without being fried (unless you forget your sunscreen, but don’t blame God for your forgetfulness, okay?).
The heavens above. A plethora of stars, planets, white dwarfs, black holes, dark matter, supergiants and who knows what else to fascinate physicists and give them job security; because you know at this point they seem to be doing little more than guessing what’s going on up there, what with the whole "we’re missing 99% of the Universe so we’ll call it dark matter and hope no one questions us too closely" farce.
So with all this in play, God rested on the seventh day. He thought about what to do next, to sign His creation. And on the eighth day God created Scrabble. And it was good. Much better than "dark matter", anyway. That's just plain silly.
