Beer Police: I need your name and number T-shirt
Some nights, you're in the bar, and the good old standbys
just don’t work. "Do you come here often?" Her response: "Are you saying I’m a lush?" Strike out.Sports bar? "So how about them..." Her response: she cuts you off before you’ve even finished your sentence with "Don’t. Just... don’t". Nope, not looking good here. Time to go for something more aggressive.
"Apart from being gorgeous, what are your other hobbies?" Her response: "Well aren’t you Mr. Superficial." That’s bad.
"If looks could kill, you’d be a hydrogen bomb." Her response: "Bartender!" Another strike out. And start looking for your car keys, by the way.
"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this bar?" Her response: she starts making shoveling motions. Face it, your charismatic charm is just not going to work on this lady.
Just don’t talk. You’ve got everything you need to win this girl over. Stick your chest out proudly, and point to the simple sign: Beer Police: I need your name and number.
And you didn’t even have to say a word. Now that’s a home run.
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