Blue Screens of Death don't scare me T-shirt
by Kiwi
(Doylestown, PA, USA)
Blue Screens of Death don't scare me T-shirt
(Zazzle)
The beginners get Word and Excel problems. The easy stuff. We try not to patronize them. Someone has to do it.
After serving time for a while and proving their worth, we may promote them to the next tier and permit them to log on to a server. Not a domain controller, mind you, or a cluster node. There’s too much potential to go wrong. No, just something simple, like a print server or a file server, when we want an agent installed.
And they get more confident. This isn’t so bad, they think. They become bolder. Installing SQL Server (leaving the sysadmin password blank). Upgrading a cluster (only the active node, letting the other nodes run down level until someone notices). They start to swagger.
Then it happens. And you get the panic call.
Blue screen of death. STOP code, and four hex parameters. And a mini dump. No nice GUI. They’ve gone to pieces. Finance is screaming. Management is frantic. They’re on the edge of tears and don’t know what to do.
"Ahh, 1E? That’s, umm... kernel mode exception not handled, isn’t it? I’ll be right there."
Why not go the whole hog and order some Superman Starburst Supershield Boxers?
Don't forget to wear them on the outside!
And you calmly take over and save the day, the company and quite possibly a good chunk of the entire western world. Because you’re a god of NT and blue screens of death don’t scare you.
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