Cathulhu Baby T-Shirt
by Tom Warin
(CafePress)
It's never to early to introduce your children to the Old Ones, the dark gods who slumber in the outer reaches of the universe, waiting for the day that they are awoken and return to claim dominion over the Earth.
The most terrible of these unfeeling entities is the one they call Cathulhu.
Catching sight of Cathulhu as he plays with the souls of damned (or possibly a ball of yarn, it's hard to tell from this distance) is enough to drive the strongest among us to gibbering insanity.
It is said that Charles Manson was a well-adjusted young man until he made the mistake of scratching behind Cathulhu's ears and telling him he was a "good kitty".
They say that the worst is when Cathulhu catches a mouse in his furry tentacles and slowly sucks it into his maw. The struggles of the rodent only serve to entertain Cathulhu.
When Cathulhu returns to stride across the world on his fearsome paws, our only hope for survival is to serve him enthusiastically. Treats would probably be welcome. Shiny, dangly things are also good.
By dressing your human spawn in this Cathulhu Baby T-Shirt, available at CafePress, you can start their training as servants of the almighty Cathulhu. All hail the mighty, fluffy Cathulhu!
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