Coffee Spanking fridge magnet
by Ashley Cotter-Cairns
(T-niverse HQ)
(CafePress)
Dinner was cold, not to mention an hour late. Your pipe and slippers were not prepared. No martini. What the heck?!
And after the LATE dinner, which you had to endure SOBER, with COLD FEET and with UNTAINTED LUNGS, you had coffee. At least, what PASSES for coffee in a house manned by this pathetic excuse for a wife.
It was too much to bear. So you did the only decent thing, put the useless bint across your lap and gave her a damn good thrashing.
It made you quite frisky, reminded you of the good old days of public school back in Rhodesia, as it should still be called. So you called up a few of the guys, rented some whores and had a jolly good evening after all.
If YOU need some kind of closure on the better days, when men were men and women were mere objects for our enjoyment, then treat yourself to this fine Coffee Spanking fridge magnet. Toodle-pip!
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