Crashintosh T-shirt

by Kiwi
(Doylestown, PA, USA)

Click to order Crashintosh T-shirt!Crashintosh T-shirt
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Mac users are smug. There, I said it. It’s true. They are. They think they’re sooo special, with everything just plugging in and working.

Yeah, well, it might "just work", but you had to pay the Apple tax to get that super special piece of hardware. PC users have more selection, so there!

And if you had such a great architecture, why’d Apple switch architectures and go the dreaded Intel route? Hmmm? Now who’s special? You’re just like the rest of us.

Remember the Macintosh Centris? No, nor does anyone else. Ha. Not quite so super perfect, are they? Little bit of a mistake in branding, wasn't it.

What’s that? You don’t get blue screens of death? Noooo... no you don’t. But HAH! THAT, my friend, is where you made your fatal mistake.

Click to order Sad Macs, Bombs and Other Disasters!You always TRIED to hide the errors, with that so cute "sad Macintosh" icon that looks more like it’s drunk than anything else.

What’s the matter, little operating system? You just could never admit to defeat? See, now who’s smug?

Crashintosh – one beautiful word to really start a Mac fan ranting. Because they KNOW it’s TRUE!

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