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Cutie pi T-shirt

by Kiwi
(Doylestown, PA, USA)

Cutie pi T-shirt
(Zazzle)

There are a lot of cute girls out there, these days. California has always been crawling with them. Aussie beach bunnies, as far as the eye can see. Nordic girls are a class unto themselves.

Even New Jersey has a couple (they’re from California, actually, Bunny and April, but they’re in graduate school at Rutgers).

Every flavor, these days, because they’re so ubiquitous. Blonde, brunette, red-heads, tall or short or in between... probably a couple more quite fascinating variations available, in all honesty, but guys tend to be a pretty superficial bunch so I think that about covers the generally accepted range.

And here’s your dilemma, as a very cute girl who wants to stand out from the crowd. What do you do to be special?

Wear a tight shirt? Good start, but there are approximately 30 million other girls in your immediate vicinity doing the same thing, so it won’t be that distinguishing mark. (But do it anyway. Make it low-cut. And a miniskirt. Yeah, okay, so I’m a guy, how could you tell.)

But if you want to really stand out, here’s the sordid truth. (Note: sweeping stereotyped generalizations coming up. Deal with it.)

Cute girls... well, they’re not noted for being that bright a bunch. You want to stand out? Easy. Advertise your mental faculty. You’re cute AND you know about pi? Woah, now THAT is something different.

Now you just have to work out what to do about the fact that guys are intimidated by smart girls and won’t dare approach you. Um...