Cyclops Kitten T-shirt
by Tom Warin
(CafePress)
Don't be afraid! Cyclops Kitten loves you all.
Cyclops Kitten will protect you from threats both internal and external. Cyclops Kitten will provide all that you require. Cyclops Kitten will free you from the burden of making decisions for yourself.
All that Cyclops Kitten asks in return is your total obedience as you toil under the unsleeping gaze of his one giant eye.
Cyclops Kitten has handed down the following new rules.
- One: No more dogs.
- Two: Tuna is for Cyclops Kitten alone, all others are forbidden to eat tuna.
- Three: All public places are to be fitted with dangly, shiny things, in case Cyclops Kitten is in a playful mood.
- Four: If Cyclops Kitten is not available to give you instructions, then follow the orders of any two-eyed cats that are around.
- Five: Cyclops Kitten instructs you to purchase a T-Shirt from CafePress featuring the likeness of Cyclops Kitten
. The T-Shirt is to be worn at all times.
Three cheers for Cyclops Kitten!
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