Daddy Sucks at Poker T-shirt
by Kiwi
Daddy Sucks at Poker T-shirt
(2FunnyBaby.com)
It’s not your fault. Really, it’s not. In your role as a daddy, someone says "flush" and your immediate thought now is something entirely different. Potty training has conditioned you.
You hear the word "bank" and you think "mortgage" and "college tuition" and "no money whatsoever".
These days, a Full House has several meanings and every single one of them is intimidating. Whether it’s seven of your son’s best friends coming over to wreak havoc on your beautiful back lawn, or your in-laws coming to visit for a month because they haven’t seen their grandchildren for so long, a full house is not the cause for quiet celebration it once was.
"So it’s not your fault. Your instincts in Texas Holdem are no longer what they used to be, and who can blame you?
That’s why you need someone to remind you, whenever you get the urge to join in the game, that, really, Daddy Sucks at Poker T-shirt and besides, there’s another bank waiting for college funds.
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