Eat Sleep Code T-shirt
by Kiwi
(Doylestown, PA, USA)
Eat Sleep Code T-shirt
(Zazzle)
Doritos, check. Red Bull, check. Fingers, flex. And... CODE!
By the glow of the multiple screens, you code. Bugs, they are cleaned. Algorithms, tightened.
The line count steadily increases as you code like an automaton, pausing only as nature dictates.
As the code compiles on one PC, you seamlessly turn to the next task awaiting your technical skills.
BIOS updates are applied fearlessly, patches installed confidently, as your multi-tasking home network hums like a finely tuned machine. Oooh, new Slashdot posts...
Pause for a quick swig of Red Bull. Ah, better.
Execute! Your freshly compiled new revision (version 0.63.236.5.136h) is flawless, twice as fast as before, and incorporates 92 new features. It’s a good start. Hey, a chick on chat? HOT!! Wonder if she’s real...
As the night wears on, your digits fly without ceasing. So much code to write, so little time. Music plays in the background, a soundtrack to your prestidigitation. Miley Cyrus sounds SO cool when the only illumination is from enough LCD screens to pilot an Airbus 380 in Flight Simulator.
3:00 am? No worries. Coffee!
Sleep, she is for the weak.
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