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Apart from THOSE vacations, which we conveniently have forgotten (thank you VERY much, detective inspector), every day requires a new set of clothing. And if you MUST wear clothing, why not go out in hilarious T-shirts?

There are some incredibly funny T-shirt slogans out there. Some of our favourites are gathered on this page...

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It could be worse: I could be Britney
When work gets overwhelming...
Coffee, chocolate, men
Pussy Hound
Game Over
Looks aren't everything
Piss Artists: Scream For Beer
Daddy Sucks at Poker
Evil: A Growth Industry
Zombie Friendly: Do Not Eat!

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Mojitos, Mo Problems T-shirt  starstarstarstarstar
Mojitos, Mo Problems T-shirt
(BustedTees)

We all have our weaknesses. Achilles had his wretched heel. Superman has kryptonite. Calvin Coolidge ...

Vandelay Industries T-shirt  starstar
Vandelay Industries T-shirt
(Busted Tees)

Industrial, financial, entertainment and agricultural powerhouse Vandelay Industries has infiltrated ...

Sopranos T-shirt: Tony Soprano  Not rated yet
Sopranos T-shirt: Tony Soprano

Ba-da-BING! Here's a classic caricature of everybody's favorite gangster.

Be packing heat with this funny take ...

Coffee Spanking fridge magnet  Not rated yet
T-Shirt
(CafePress)

Dinner was cold, not to mention an hour late. Your pipe and slippers were not prepared. No martini. What the heck?!

And ...

Dinosaurs Died Out on a Friday T-shirt  Not rated yet
Dinosaurs Died on a Friday T-shirt
(CafePress)

Show the world you know more than any Paleontologist with this funny sayings Dinosaur extinction ...

Senorita Scarlet T-shirt  Not rated yet
Senorita Scarlet T-shirt
(CafePress)

"The reason I have called you all here today is that... one of you is a murderer!" intoned the burly detective,...

Second Amendment T-shirt  Not rated yet
Second Amendment T-shirt
(BustedTees)
http://www.bustedtees.com/secondamendment

There are few pieces of text in the world that have been as widely ...

You Are Here T-shirt  Not rated yet
You Are Here T-shirt
(ThinkGeek)

It appears that some of you have forgotten exactly how insignificant you are in the grand scheme of things.

Some ...

Green is the new black T-shirt  Not rated yet
Green is the new black T-shirt
(Zazzle)

Okay, so we all know about basic black. Black is sexy, black is provocative. And let’s be honest, there’...

And on the eighth day God created Scrabble  Not rated yet
And on the eighth day God created Scrabble T-shirt!
(Zazzle)

God has given us a lot of wonderful creations. The world. Impressive; beautiful mountains,...

Q scrabble words that don't use U T-shirt  Not rated yet
Q scrabble words that don't use U T-shirt
(Zazzle)

Q was designed to torment Scrabble players. There’s no doubt about it. You NEVER get a U when ...

Pictionary T-shirt: I'm a skank  Not rated yet
Pictionary T-shirt: I'm a skank
(Zazzle)

It’s a shame, really, that the word "skank" has gotten a bit of a bad rap over the years. Really, when ...

#1 Threat to America - Bears T-shirt  Not rated yet
#1 Threat to America - Bears T-shirt
(SnorgTees)

"I'm sick of these constant bear attacks!" - Homer Simpson

If you're talking about bears in ...

Beards - They Grow On You T-shirt  Not rated yet
Beards - They Grow On You T-shirt
(BustedTees)

I only grow a beard during the winter months, when the cold, dry New England air makes shaving an ...

Hex Goddess spaghetti top Settlers of Catan T-shirt  Not rated yet
Hex Goddess spaghetti top Settlers of Catan T-shirt
(Zazzle)

You’re a Hex Goddess in the realm of Settlers of Catan . Flaunt it!

You are so ...

I'M CRAP Blokus T-shirt  Not rated yet
I'M CRAP Blokus T-shirt!
(CafePress)

How is it a game can make you feel defeated? Aren’t games supposed to be fun? And Blokus even looks like ...

BOLLOX Blokus T-shirt  Not rated yet
BOLLOX Blokus T-shirt
(CafePress)

The game is played on a square board divided into 20 rows and 20 columns, for a total of 400 squares.

Why?...

It could be worse. I could be Paris kids' T-shirt  Not rated yet
It could be worse. I could be Paris kids' T-shirt
(CafePress)

Want to play celebrity dress-up games? Start with your daughter. She’s always a ...

Natural Blonde: some assembly required T-shirt  Not rated yet
Natural Blonde: some assembly required T-shirt
(CafePress)

Some men were born to work with their hands. With supreme skill and dexterity, they ...

Natural Blonde: may contain peanuts Jr. Ringer T-Shirt  Not rated yet
Natural Blonde: may contain peanuts Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
(CafePress)

Peanuts . Small, but deadly. No, not those little foam packing things. (Well,...

Natural Blonde: batteries not included T-shirt  Not rated yet
Natural Blonde: batteries not included T-shirt
(CafePress)

Blondes – is it the hair that looks like the golden sunshine absorbing the energy from ...

Natural Blonde: some maintenance necessary T-Shirt  Not rated yet
Natural Blonde: some maintenance necessary T-Shirt
(CafePress)

This is a cute T-shirt with a design that can be taken a couple of different ways ...

Natural Blonde: low mileage Jr. Hoodie  Not rated yet
Natural Blonde: low mileage Jr. Hoodie
(CafePress)

This hoodie says it all: I’m blonde – all natural, thanks! – with a sense of humor. If anyone ...

Natural Blonde: please speak slowly tank top  Not rated yet
Natural Blonde: please speak slowly tank top
(CafePress)

You know you’ve got it all; you’ve got a sense of humor AND you’re blonde!

Show it ...

Natural Blonde top and bottom Jr. Spaghetti Tank  Not rated yet
Natural Blonde top and bottom Jr. Spaghetti Tank
(CafePress)

Are you naturally blonde and proud of it? This attractive spaghetti tank makes it ...

Exploding Elmo Hooded Sweatshirt  Not rated yet
Exploding Elmo Hooded Sweatshirt
(CafePress)

Admit it; you always secretly harbored a desire to explode that annoying little doll.

Or maybe ...

Dolphins: Bears of the Ocean T-shirt  Not rated yet
Dolphins: Bears of the Ocean T-shirt
(SnorgTees)

Dolphins have a great public relations department. As far as most people are concerned, they are ...

I Choo-Choose You T-shirt  Not rated yet
I Choo-Choose You T-Shirt
(Busted Tees)

Valentine's Day is coming and you had better be ready for it.

Finding a suitable Valentine's gift for ...

I Suck at Board Games Pictionary T-shirt  Not rated yet
I Suck at Board Games Pictionary T-shirt
(Zazzle)

When you’re going to wear a T-shirt, you can go with the same old cartoons and images as everyone ...

Nothing is Baby-Proof Infant bodysuit  Not rated yet
Nothing is Baby-Proof Infant bodysuit
(2FunnyBaby.com)

This bodysuit is something that can be handed down once your child grows out of it. It contains ...

Let's Constantly Turn The Conversation Back To Me T-shirt  Not rated yet
Let's Constantly Turn The Conversation Back To Me T-shirt
(BustedTees)

"But enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think about me?...

Cephalopod Sushi T-shirt  Not rated yet
Cephalopod Sushi T-shirt
(Zazzle)

Cephalopods are freaky and mysterious creatures that may just be a whole lot smarter than they're letting on. I ...

Silent But Deadly T-Shirt  Not rated yet
Silent But Deadly T-Shirt
(BustedTees)

Ah, ninjas... Is there anything they can't make better? Mediocre movies, board games, card games, high school ...

Rock, Paper, Scissors T-shirt  Not rated yet
Rock, Paper, Scissors T-shirt
(Busted Tees)

Like many people, I love a good game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" or "Marble, Vellum, Dagger" as it was ...

When work feels overwhelming T-shirt  Not rated yet
When work feels overwhelming T-shirt
(Busted Tees)

Sometimes all we need is a little perspective. Those of us who work in high-pressure, results-...

Never Forget dinosaur T-shirt  Not rated yet
Never Forget dinosaur T-shirt
(Busted Tees)

As the proud owner of a half dozen different time machines, I have travelled extensively throughout ...

Prague: Czech It Out T-shirt  Not rated yet
Prague: Czech It Out T-shirt
(Busted Tees)

True story: my wife's favorite T-Shirt is about eleventy million years old and came from Prague, the ...

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