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Green is the new black T-shirt

by kiwi
(Doylestown, PA, USA)

Green is the new black T-shirt
(Zazzle)

Okay, so we all know about basic black. Black is sexy, black is provocative. And let’s be honest, there’s nothing wrong with the classic Little Black Dress.

But have you seen what they’ve done with black these days? Okay, come close; let me fill you in.

It’s been misappropriated. The Goths, the Metallers, the Punks, the BDSM crowd. Everyone’s wearing it. It’s boring! It’s soooo ubiquitous these days that no one knows if it’s sexy or trashy or edgy or morbid.

Black used to be noticeable, but not anymore. These days it’s just, well, blah. Go ahead, wear black, you’ll blend in to the crowd nicely.

Is that what you want? No, of course not. Here, let me help you out, there’s a new color in town.

Green! Green headbands for a nice accessory. Girls, emeralds are the new gem. Guys, chicks dig Priuses. Especially if they’re painted green. Hello, British Racing Green on the Mini Cooper anyone?

As for a sexy alternative to the little black dress, well, just go with that gorgeous green mini skirt and bang, guys will notice you. Trust me. I’m a guy, I know these things. (Actually, any mini skirt will do, really, but let’s stick with the green theme, okay?) It’s just what you do these days.

Green is the new black.