Hex Goddess spaghetti top Settlers of Catan T-shirt

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You’re a Hex Goddess in the realm of Settlers of Catan. Flaunt it!

You are so good at planning your roads and settlements that you could be a city planner. You carefully seek out the essential resources on the board and then – wham! – block access to everyone else, oblivious of their cries of despair.

Your roads are the longest. Your armies are bigger than big. You build settlements with ease and construct cities with panache and flair. Yes, you’re a true hex goddess, and no-one can touch you.

Your strategy on building versus storing resources is finely honed to perfection, and you refuse to share your secrets. If you weren’t so self-confident, you’d even have your own victory dance.

But leave that for the football players who need to stroke their egos. You relish the competition and never miss a chance to get more hexes.

Show off who you are. Flaunt it with this Hex Goddess spaghetti top Settlers of Catan T-shirt. You’re a Catan babe, a hex goddess, and the world will never see your like again. Until you build your next super empire Catan colony, that is.

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