I'm not fat. That's my Belt of Titan Strength T-shirt
by Ashley Cotter-Cairns
(T-niverse HQ)
I'm not fat. That's my Belt of Titan Strength T-shirt
(Zazzle)
Sentences which begin with "No offence" almost always have a "but" immediately afterwards.
People who say "I'm not fat" are, equally often, at the very least stout, if not portly.
So if you ever come across anybody wearing this I'm not fat. That's my Belt of Titan Strength T-shirt, then chances are they will be a right chubber.
Still, a right chubber with a sense of humour, for this is indeed a chuckle-worthy apparel item, IF you play Tiny Adventures. And if Tiny Adventures needs any introduction at all, this will be farther over your head than Britney Spear's underpants are over hers, allegedly.
For fans of the popular FaceBook app, this T-shirt and the others at the Tiny Adventures store at Zazzle will be a welcome distraction. The rest of us can go on with living fruitful, fulfilled lives.