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Mommy... are those fuck-me shoes? infant T-shirt

Mommy... are those fuck-me shoes? infant T-shirt
(2FunnyBaby.com)


Don’t even think to ask where he heard the phrase. You know the saying: "If you don’t want to know the answer, do not ask the question."

Maybe he heard it at school. That brings up a whole host of issues about the kids he’s hanging out with and where THEY heard it.

Maybe he got it from his daddy. Some words of wisdom: children are always listening. And they may not be able to tell you what they did at school today, but it’s guaranteed they’ll be able to remember an embarrassing phrase or word you used and bring it out at the most inopportune time.

Like when your priest is visiting for dinner, and you’ve spent the last four hours scrubbing and getting the house absolutely spotless and finding your husband’s nicest tie and squeezing into your best dress and trying to find stockings without a hole and rushing to get your lipstick done while he’s answering the door; and you come downstairs wearing the beautiful high heels you haven’t even attempted to wear for the last two years and thanking God they still fit...

And as you descend the stairs with everything in place, THAT is when you will hear the inimitable phrase from your angelic child, right in front of your priest:

"Mommy...are those fuck-me shoes?"

This Mommy... are those fuck-me shoes? infant T-shirt from the wizards at 2FunnyBaby.com is just one of many hilarious designs from this mom-and-baby specialist.