Natural Blonde: may contain peanuts Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

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Peanuts. Small, but deadly. No, not those little foam packing things. (Well, they’d be deadly too, if you tried to eat them. But I digress.) Real peanuts. The ones you’re meant to eat.

They look harmless. And cute. Very cute. They have those tiny little shells, delicate and crinkly. How could they hurt anyone?

Well, they can. These days, you have to be more careful than ever. Some people just can’t handle them at all. Even something that came in contact with peanuts.

How many peanuts have you eaten in your life? How many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups? You know you owe it to mankind to provide a warning label.

This cute and yet practical Natural Blonde: may contain peanuts Jr. Ringer T-Shirt is a great solution. Wear it on your chest; the perfect warning label. The poor unfortunates who can’t handle peanuts will know they sadly have to avoid you.

And those poor unfortunates who can’t handle real blondes? You’re better off without them anyway.

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