Never Forget dinosaur T-shirt
by Tom Warin
Never Forget dinosaur T-shirt
(Busted Tees)
As the proud owner of a half dozen different time machines, I have travelled extensively throughout the past and future history of planet Earth. (Quick tip: stay indoors next Wednesday.)
Having visited the prehistoric era a number of times, I can tell you that the dinosaurs were bunch of lazy layabouts. They knew very well that a large asteroid was on a collision course with Earth, but did nothing to stop it.
They just sat around all day, eating either primitive ferns or other dinosaurs (depending on their preference) and gabbing about the meaning of life.
Once the asteroid did hit, they turned into such a bunch of whiners, you would not believe it. "Oh, I'm cold." "Oh, the ferns are all covered in ash and I don't like ash. It's chalky and it upsets my dino-tummy." "Wah, the little mammals keep eating my eggs. Wah." Just keel over and go extinct already!
Some people think it's a tragedy that the dinosaurs aren't around today and for those people, this 
Never Forget dinosaur T-shirt from the dangerous carnivores at BustedTees
will go down a treat.
They'll probably change their tune come 2036, when the first cloned dinosaurs run amok and devour Britney Spears on stage in Vegas
