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One pin left standing bowling T-shirt

by Kiwi
(Doylestown, PA, USA)

One pin left standing bowling T-shirt
(Zazzle)

Talk about a nightmare situation.

Final frame, final round. A big four split. 4-6-7-10. Ooh... nasty.

Slow, steady breaths. You can do this. It's a toughie... very tough; just go for the front two pins and let the back two follow. Relax. This for the game. Don't think about that.

There they stand, smug little buggers. They won't be nearly so smug when they get 15 pounds of regulation urethane smacking into them at 14 miles an hour. Heh.

Shuffle, shuffle and RELEASE. Down the lane she goes... come on, you can do it.

Bugger me, I got them. Woo-hoo!!! There go the 4 and the 6. Damn, they're going. 10 is DOWN! 7 is... wobbling?!?

What the... GO OVER YOU STUPID ^&*% FALL FALL FALL... oh please oh please okay I'll beg I'm not too proud OH MY GOD IT'S STAYING UP!!! NOOOOOOO!

Your team behind you is very, very quiet. This is not good.

One pin left standing.

One stupid SMUG COCKY SELF-BLOODY-RIGHTEOUS PIN!!!

This means war.

And you turn, slowly, very calmly, and start walking to your pick-up truck, with your team mates begging please, think about this, NOT the shotgun...