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Only 5,000 days 'til we have the sex talk infant bodysuit

Only 5,000 days 'til we have the sex talk infant bodysuit
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5,000 days. That’s all.

Maybe it’ll sound better if it’s in hours. 120,000 hours.

No, it doesn’t sound better that way. Too easy to see each hour slipping by. And a third of those are spent sleeping.

So it’s really only 80,000 hours. This sounds worse by the moment.

Maybe you can think back to how you learned about sex. Will that give you any ideas about how to talk about it when the time comes?

Oh, yeah, that’s right, now it all comes back to you... you remember how you learned about sex. So much for that idea. God forbid.

There’s no way to adequately prepare yourself, really. You can read books, pore through magazine articles, talk with your spouse, or just plain try and ignore it. Hmm, that last option sounds more and more appealing, doesn’t it?

And then you come crashing back to reality as you read the ever-present reminder: Only 5,000 days 'til we have the sex talk. Oh no...

Good luck... And if you would rather buy something, ANYthing, other than this scary outfit for a new mom, then check out 2FunnyBaby.com.