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Self-rescuing Princess T-shirt

by Tom Warin

Self-rescuing Princess T-shirt
(ThinkGeek)

"Never fear, my Princess! I will move heaven and earth to rescue you from the foul clutches of Lord Foulclutch."

"That's OK. I'm good."

"Excuse me?"

"I don't need any rescuing services at this time, thank you for your consideration."

"But Lord Foulclutch?"

"Is currently doubled over in pain after I kicked him in his foul crotch."

"Ah, but he commands dread legions of dread legionnaires, who merely await his word to riot across the land in dreadful fashion."

"Yeah. I took the liberty of locking the Dread Legion in the basement with a pack of angry leopards and throwing away the key."

"But surely you will need help escaping the many traps of Castle DoomFoul?"

"Nah! Seen one trap, seen them all. Besides, I think I might move in. The place looks like a nice fixer-upper. Maybe keep old Foulclutch on as grounds keeper."

"The neighborhood can charitably be described as 'transitional', my Princess. Would you not prefer a Castle in a nicer part of the kingdom?"

"All the good clubs are down this end of the kingdom."

"Right then. I'll be off. Give me a shout if you need rescuing, or if you want to share a flagon of mead, or just to chat, or anything really..."

If this happens to YOU then YOU are a Self-rescuing Princess! Wear this T-Shirt from ThinkGeek on your torso to let the world know! Meanwhile, put your princess skills to waste on some Disney princess coloring pages.