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Sink my Battleship T-shirt

by kiwi
(Doylestown, PA, USA)

Sink my Battleship T-shirt
(Zazzle)

Yeah, you’re good. You reign over the waves, lordly in your superior tactics and strategy. With exquisite finesse you place your destroyer in exactly the right location. Perfect.

The cruiser sits patiently, waiting for all comers. You’re confident; you know this game, and play it expertly as no one else can.

The behemoth aircraft carrier lurks silently, discreetly, a brooding giant on the blue waters of your board. A precious asset, you’ve adroitly chosen its situation with skill and an adeptness that comes from a mastery of your craft.

And the battleship. Ah, that prized target, the name of the game. Positioned to perfection, you await all challengers. If they dare to test your aquatic supremacy, they’d better be good.

Because you’re better. And you know it. Issue the challenge to all who dare, you know you can take them.

Go ahead.

"You got what it takes? Sink my battleship!"

Another sacrifice to the seas is ready for your lethal battering. Life is good on the high seas of Battleship.

(I suspect the references to sinking battleships and "cruising" may be taken an entirely different way. And as for seamen... - ed.)