Strawberry Milkshake T-Shirt
by Tom Warin
Strawberry Milkshake T-Shirt
(Zazzle)
"I drink your milksha..."
"No, no, we're not doing that anymore."
"We're not? How come?"
"It's just over. Hope is in, scary milkshake drinking guy is out."
"Hmm. We're going to need a symbol to represent this brave new era. Something bright and upbeat, but still milkshake related."
"Strawberry is the most hopeful of all the milkshakes. Vanilla is too uptight. Chocolate is for the goths. Prune milkshakes never really took off, although they do keep you regular."
"Then strawberry milkshake it is. Maybe we can stir some of that soluble fiber stuff into it. Now we need a new catchphrase."
"Milkshake mania?"
"Mars needs milkshakes?"
"Strawberry milkshakes are berry, berry good?"
"Men are from milkshakes, women are from frappe?"
"Good enough for me. Now all we need to do is design a Strawberry Milkshake T-Shirt, make it available on the Tiny Adventures store at Zazzle and let the dollars flow!"
"Oh yeah, this time next year we'll be going to sleep on a mountain of money. Real money!"
And that is a true story from the time when the great T-Shirt barons of the 21st century made their fortunes. Stay tuned for an exciting new episode of CSI: Mars Colony, NEXT!
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