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Vandelay Industries T-shirt

by Tom Warin

Vandelay Industries T-shirt
(Busted Tees)

Industrial, financial, entertainment and agricultural powerhouse Vandelay Industries has infiltrated almost every aspect of modern life.

With this T-Shirt, available from the spineless corporate lackeys at BustedTees, they serve notice that they are turning their attention to the world of funny stuff on T-Shirts.

Until now, funny stuff on T-Shirts has been the domain of hipsters, college students and software professionals. With this design, everyday corporate stooges can get in on the act and let the world know of their mindless devotion to a heartless global conglomerate.

George Costanza, who recently took over from Art Vandelay as President of Vandelay Industries, has made it very clear that he will not rest until his rapacious corporation controls our every waking thought. There are rumors that he intends to control our dreams as well, but surely there are limits to what even this legendary corporate tycoon can do.

I personally suggest that you buy and wear this Vandelay Industries T-shirt so that you can blend in and bring the system down from within, or at the very least avoid being detained and questioned by "representatives" of Vandelay. If you want to wear something less conforming underneath, then be my guest, but don't let on...

Oh no, I hear the Vandelay goons at my door! I just hope that I can click "send" before they (end transmission)